*Heaven*

I have searched out heaven my entire life. I have sought it in home, in nature, in my family. I have battled back and forth between the theory of it, and the reality of heavens existence. Tonight, it is settled within myself once and for all. Heaven is real. It is sold at Williams-Sonoma in a tiny bottle for $21. So go on, buy yourself some truffle oil, drizzle over pizza, and experience heaven in the sanctity of your own four walls.